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Official Web Site
Grandpa Is Running For President as a candidate on the republican and democratic
tickets, (if possible), and if not, then as an independent.
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At 35 grandpa was already
a driving force in
United States industry
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Currently, Grandpa
remains the dynamic
figure he has always been.
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A Vote For Grandpa Is A Vote For
Gross National Happiness 
"GRANDPA" "The
Candidate in 08"
The Only Real Alternative To:
You
know who
George Bush
Your vote for grandpa for president, will pretty much guarantee you
immunity under the patriot act.
A vote for any other candidate, well ...............
Vote For Grandpa.
Aggressive
Leadership
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A Vote For Grandpa Is A Vote For
Gross National Happiness 
"GRANDPA" "The
Candidate in 08"
The Only Real Alternative To:
You
know who
George Bush
Your vote for grandpa for president, will pretty much guarantee you
immunity under the patriot act.
A vote for any other candidate, well ...............
Vote For Grandpa.
Aggressive
Leadership
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Free medical care and movies for seniors
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Two chickens in every pot
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Free pot for every two chickens
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FOR DEMOCRATS
Tax cuts for the common man
The rich have to pay their fair share
War is bad and we should bring our soldiers home
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FOR REPUBLICANS
Tax cuts for rich people
Repeal the alternative minimum
Increase the sales tax
War is good. Bomb Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, California and all bleeding hearts.
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Clarification of non immigrant status
Larry's ancestors snuck in on the Mayflower, and slaughtered their share of Indians.
He is a true American.
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Larry has sworn to select his Vice President only from experts in vice.
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Endorsed By
Jessie & Jilly
So you know he's got to be good
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Paid for by the
committee to elect grandpa
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